Welcome to today's edition of "Mind Control in the News", where we serve up the latest mind control happenings in the news! Just remember to look deeply into the hypno-spiral while reading this so our subliminal messages can take hold.
Yahoo News: Canadian Students Rescued from Mass HypnosisIn what appears to be a demonstration gone awry, several 12-13 year old girls at a private Canadian school were left in an entranced state, one for up to five hours, after a demonstration by a stage hypnotist who could not reverse the trance. The stage hypnotist had to call his mentor, who had to drive an hour to get to the school, to get the girls out of trance again. The mentor suggested that part of the reason the girls remained entranced was because the stage hypnotist was young and good-looking.
Our take: Clearly this stage hypnotist has quite a fledgling career ahead of him, though we strongly advocate that he practice his craft and trade on those more of-age. There are bound to be private girls' high schools or, better still, private girls' colleges that would work well. We also encourage him to send us an e-mail with what techniques he used... for the sake of posterity and record-keeping, of course! Oh... and one other suggestion: If you take our advice, don't call your mentor when you can't get them out of trance!